Why do they stop making it?

have you ever noticed that once you get really hooked on a product, they stop making it?
What is the deal with that exactly? I don't know if you remember the original
smell of Calgon in the bottle. It was mint green in color and smelled like the ocean!
Absolutely addictive the smell was so enticing!

Anyway, they just stopped making it. I ran around to every Kmart, CVS, Walgreens, you name it I looked for it everywhere. Within a month Calgon came out with an entire line of products. All of them bathwash except none of them were it. There was peach, strawberry, cucumber, mint, ocean breeze, cotton, you name it they had it all except for the one I loved.

Edy's has disappointed me to no avail. Edy's was the only one except for Friendly's to sell a sorbet or sherbet with chocolate chips. Not just any sorbet, but raspberry sorbet with dark semi sweet bitter chocolate! What a combination! I had to dig into the freezer for you on every occasion because I'm thinking everyone loved it like I did and they just couldn't keep it on the shelf.

Now I'm prone to buy my own sorbet and mix in some dark chocolate chips.

Just got back from Pizzeria Uno. I went specifically for the apple, gorgonzola cheese, crispy chicken salad. And guess what?

They stopped making it!

Things Most People Don't Know About Me!

Most people don't know that I have an aversion to football. Just never got into it.
It seemed to be the "prime time" enemy! How do you compete with
a football game? Who wants to. If he loves the game so much, I
probably won't like him anyway. Never loved a spectator! That
being said, you can put on a soccer game for a full hour and fifteen
minutes before I complain. Soccer players are beautiful, you can
see their legs, their form, their aggression, and their skill all at the same time!

So I've established that I'm not a sports person.
I do love to dance, do yoga, be anywhere at all around water, eat really good food, and hang out.
I am very good at interior design. I totally understand the concepts of different designs and love
the process. Sometimes people take a little while before I can get them to trust me but once it's
done, it's Golden!

Everyone knows that I love to read but just how much I love to read, they could never guess. It
is my saving grace. I love to learn! I have a passion for it. Isn't it wonderful that you can get up
and learn something new everyday.

Welcome to the Learning School! The Earth! Your Life! Your prime Example!

Most people don't know that I play baseball when I first meet people! The first 30 minutes of
our conversation. I wait for the person to say something that is a "dealbreaker". Or do
something that is a "dealbreaker". Something like, talk bad about an ex. Now that's always a
good attention getter for men who have nothing else interesting going for them. Wow, they can
knock their ex. And remember ladies, if he's talking bad about her, he will talk bad about you
too! Besides, this is not interesting!

Other deal breakers might be: chewing with your mouth open, picking yourself in any way in
front of people (take the grooming to the bathroom). Talking too loud, talking incessantly, and
especially trying to be "interesting" when you should be "interested"! Know what I mean. If I
ask you what you do for a living, try to keep it at a minimum, your job is only interesting to you!

I wonder if it's too much to ask for people to actually know how to "share". That is, while I'm
talking, you listen. And I will do the same for you! And sometimes we could just both be quiet!
Comfortably quiet, for long periods of time!

Then I will know that you're sane. That you're not just talking because you're nervous or
because you somehow think I want to hear every little tiny detail of your life.
Somewhere in the Middle God Please!

Young Artists Paintings Inspired by GOD Akiane Kramarik

Behold the innocent, beautiful, and gifted which are coming into the world today!

Sambas' Message to all the Children of the World!

If you Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill HIm!

If you meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him is the name of a book. Hold on one second, let me check and make sure. Yes and it said "a pilgrimmage of Psychotherapy". Which means in short, if someone is claiming to be "the one" head for the hills.

This weekend I went to a Chi Gong workshop. I accessed this information through a website known as "meet up". Anyone can post their class and schedule for yoga, dance, dinners out, or whatever and I had been particularly interested in Qi-Gong. It's known as Chi in Chinese and Qi in Japanese and Korean but basically it means "energy".

I am certainly no stranger to the "new age" category and have delved extensively in "rebirthing", inner child workshops, psychotherapy, herbology, homeopathy, chiropractic, massage therapy, and a little Ayurveda.

Almost as soon as I came into class, This "guru" of Qi Gong, which he insisted on calling Yi Gong because he spent so much time in China, started criticising the "new agers" and then later in the class criticised the yogis!

What the F__k! Anyone knows that the basics of common sense and good manners would teach you as a teacher never to criticize other modalities if you are going to come across as a "Spiritual" person. And this guy had the bad manners and audacity to say that he certainly considered himself to be more "spiritual" than these new age people who were out there talking about manifesting a parking space and how they got this and they got that simply by thinking about it.

I almost walked out. But knowing what I know and being where I've been in life, I know that noone is perfect, Not even the Guru!

One of my girlfriends lived in Hawaii for a while. She said she went to see a "Holy Man" and after giving her a fantastic massage, wanted to know if she would like her "Yonni spot" stimulated. She then asked him and he proceeded to tell her that he would place his finger inside of her to stimulate what we call the G spot until she orgasmed! She was absolutely livid and still telling people this story some years later. And she then would say, "A Holy Man", can you believe it?

I then proceeded to tell her, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him! And her reaction is the same as all of ours when we first heard this comment, "what do you mean?" I said "Anyone claiming to be the one, is misleading you with false information." We are all a part of the whole, noone any less, and noone any more. In this particular case, the man was just a man. Doing what most men do, except claiming some type of status undeserving of him.

So my advice to you is "Know that we are all in the process of learning". If someone makes a mistake, don't shoot the messenger. We're all adults here, noone can take advantage of us, and maybe these people claiming to be spiritual gurus, can learn something from us!

So if you meet "the Buddha" on the road, don't kill him, just walk away!

Just Another Day at the Pool!

Last Sunday I went to the town pool. Different year, same conversation. Here sits everyone who wanted to be able to afford a house with a pool but decided that "giving up" was a viable option to having to work and pay for one. Every damn year the same ppl show up, with their freshly painted toenails and their bag of pessimisms concerning the world and why they just can't seem to get what they want.
One lady told me she couldn't find a man who she considered to be good enough, so she decided to "be" the man. This meant, to her, that she walked around saying " I don't need anything from anybody, and refusing to let ppl open the door for her. It also meant that when someone spent the night, she then told them, after they were finished having sex that they would have to leave. "Nope, can't have them staying over", she said. They might want to hang around for cold cuts. I said, well why didn't you just go out to eat. And she said, "they asked for cold cuts because they wanted her to feed them without them having to spend any money".

I suggested, maybe they were hungry and she should suggest going out to eat. But she assured me that this was not the case.

Every single year she shows up with the same nasty attitude, the same disdain for herself, and a neverending supply of reiterated tales of the long haired Spanish boy who cut his hair and how by doing so, cut off the only thing about him that was ever very interesting.!

"If I can't have what I want, then I just won't have anything at all!" So be it.

I said, " let me give you some good girl to girl advice". Girl being the joke of the day, since I am fast approaching 5o and she is way ahead of me. "Lower your standards, all the way to the ground, take what you can get temporarily, since life is temporary, and as of right now, you have nothing". "Have some fun without expecting him to be "the one", which doesn't exist." Then when you're done, say goodbye, and move on to the next victim.

This year she showed up almost in a state of suicide. Not because she took my advice, but because she didn't . She is one of the loneliest ppl I know.

She also refuses to get into the pool. "Water's too dirty for me", she says, while sucking on her Marlboros!

Some ppl are addicted to being "disappointed".

Personally, I'd rather be addicted to sex! At least I can get some pleasure out of it.!